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Joke of the Day

"""You know that's not even a word, right?"" I said, condescendingatively"

"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"

"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""

"How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia? If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"

"What did the lumberjack see? He saw a tree."

"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."

"Do you know why Native American sex is so hot? It's fucking in tents."

"""It's not you, it's me."" - Identical twins arguing over a photo."

"My teacher asked me to turn in my essay. Pero no soy un rata."