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Joke of the Day
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
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"I got 99 problems... 100 of them are related to my inability to count."
"95% of the world is retarded I'm glad I am the 10%"
"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."
"Telling someone ""You are not alone"" can be either extremely comforting or absolutely creepy depending on the context."
"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""
"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."