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Joke of the Day

"So Kanye had another kid... He named it Wild Wild"

"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."

"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."

"This gay guy I met was named Cinnamon(synonym) Now my ass is thesaurus"

"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"

"A robot walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots!"" Robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""

"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."

"The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003."

"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."