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Joke of the Day
"This gay guy I met was named Cinnamon(synonym) Now my ass is thesaurus"
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"What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions."
"If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"
"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"
"You know what's been making headlines? Corduroy pillows"
"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it"
"What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax? ""I""m arriving, I'm arriving."""
"The reason for the increase in salty people in our generation is... due to how popular Sea-Sections have become in the recent years."