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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do."

"What do you call 2 lambs dating? A relationSHEEP."

"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."

"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"Date *pulls out clipboard* ""Name?"" ""Uh.. Beth."" ""Ok.. Check. Kids?"" ""No"" ""Check. Club Penguin username?"" ""What's that?"" *drops clipboard*"

"My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films... He forgot to show Up"

"Two Scotsmen walk past a baker One turns to the other and says 'Is that a cake or a meringue?' The other replies 'no you're right, it's a cake'"

"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."

"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"