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Joke of the Day

"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""

"Your Momma is like Communism no class"

"What do you call a hip French black guy? Latrill"

"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."

"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them."

"So embarrassing when you leave the bathroom and someone points out you have toilet paper stuck to your teeth."

"My fish can breakdance. But only for five seconds, and only once."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"

"My parents are in a fight My dad wanted to go see a lighthearted psychic. My mother wanted to buy some cheerful watercolors. I hope they find a happy medium"