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Joke of the Day

"Notice In A Library. ""Statutory Warning"", While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands."

"Floyd Mayweather got off again even when there was a video of him beating her. Because it was so boring the jury walked out half way through."

"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"

"Say no to shampoo. Demand real poo."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"sitting is bad for u, but the standing desk is all wrong. i present to u... *unveils computer hanging from ceiling with a bed underneath it*"

"A Limerick There once was a barmaid in Salles, On her chest wrote the price of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille."

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he always get nailed into the boards."

"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."