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Joke of the Day

"Why was Epsilon afraid of Zeta? Because Zeta Eta Theta!"

"I think Inception really hit home with me because it's basically a story about sleeping."

"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags"

"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."

"I woke up with an erection the other day... It worried me because it wasn't mine"

"What do you call a cow that just tripped? Ground Beef"

"What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner? They gave him the cold shoulder."

"When you accidentally type ""me"" instead of ""my"" I read your tweets as if you are a leprechaun."