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Joke of the Day

"The Final Jeopardy category is: Movies. The answer is: 300. The correct question is: on a scale of 1 to 10, how gay was that movie?"

"What's the difference between a hooker, a lover and a housewife? A hooker says ""Faster! faster!"" A lover says ""Slower....slooower..."" A housewife says ""Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""

"I just discovered that Australia has a Canada day each year on 26 of May https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day"

"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."

"I'm jealous of Santa... ...he can yell ""hoe hoe hoe"" at anyone and get away with it."

"What do u call an ethopian with a feather up his ass? A dart"

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."

"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."