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Joke of the Day

"So a seal Walks into a club.. *Rim shot*"

"How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !"

"If we paid teachers more, they'd probably stop dating their students. At this point, a 16 year old working at Quiznos doubles their income."

"*Shoves a guy* I think you mean the SECOND biggest ""The Sound of Music"" fan on earth, bro."

"A man walks into his therapist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.. so the therapist takes one look at the man and says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"

"Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !"

"Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back. -Andy"

"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"

"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"