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Joke of the Day

"Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back. -Andy"

"I stand in the tampon aisle and when a woman reaches for a box, I snicker and say ""you're gross""."

"Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction."

"I got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"Why Marxists are not good at object-oriented programming? They don't get the concept of classes!"

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent. Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door."