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Joke of the Day
"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"
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"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."
"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"
"I was diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome yesterday. I asked the doctor if it was a rare condition. ""It's not unusual""."
"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"
"Suicide is like marriage... Once one person in your group does it a few more follow suit."
"Why did the Console peasant cross the Road? To render the Building on the other Side"
"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"