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Joke of the Day

"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"

"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."

"Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. ""Feel the Johnson"""

"I just saw a disclaimer that said ""don't try this at home"", so I tried it at my neighbors house."

"I accidentally sent my essay to the 3D printer... it came out as a piece of shit"

"My son said he couldn't sleep last night because of the thunder. I feel bad for locking him out now."

"One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont"

"Sorry I yelled ""SURPRISE!"" when you caught me in bed with your husband. I was unaware that you don't like surprises."

"I once swallowed two strings and they came out tied together. Yeah, I shit you knot!"

"i hate to get political on here but like honestly smokin weed is frickin sweet as hell ha ha"