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Joke of the Day

"If I can't pronounce your name after meeting you, you will from that point forward be addressed as ""bro."""

"So my great-grandpa died at Auschwitz.... An overused joke fell on top of him and crushed him."

"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"

"Give someone fire and they'll be warm for a day. Throw someone into fire and they'll be warm for the reat of their life."

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"

"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."

"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"

"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."

"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."