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Joke of the Day
"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"
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"Recently found out my toaster was not waterproof I was shocked."
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"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"
"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."
"I keep making Freudian sex, I mean, slips."
"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"
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"I met a girl who was looking hot and I said to her: Your temperature is high today,as usual got weird reaction."