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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."
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"Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"next time you're considering wearing a fedora just think ""what would jesus do?"" because jesus wouldn't wear a fedora."
"Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it read ""one at a time please"""
"my boss is asking how I'm feeling today how do I explain that I've done about 20 grams of animal tranquilizer within 5 days"
"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"
"Q: What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up? A: They went on stroke."
"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"
"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"
"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""