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"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""
"How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!"
"A chronic masturbator walks into a bar ""Oh hi Henry"", said the bartender, ""I've already poured your pint; I saw you coming from a mile away."""
"Why are there no female necrophiliacs? Because dead guys can't spend money."
"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros."
"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."
"A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: ""Eye didn't see it coming."""
"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."