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Joke of the Day
"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."
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"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"Positive thinking comes in all shapes and sizes at your nearest liquor store..."
"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny."
"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."
"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."
"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."
"Following someone around is typically defined as ""stalking"" At my university, it's defined as ""finding a parking space"""
"Unemployed teachers ..... Have no class"