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Joke of the Day

"game of thrones bt it's my family fighting over who will sit in grandma's chair while watching t.v. After she dies."

"When life hands you women, make women laid."

"Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops."

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""

"A low pressure faucet and a penis with erectile dysfunction have a lot in common.... Both can still drain their liquids but neithers getting anything off"

"[interview] ""How would you describe your people skills?"" ME: I tend to drive others away. ""That's great! Welcome to Uber."""

"Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes? He's never Reddit."

"I came last in a karate competition yesterday I was kicking myself!"

"My friend bought a stone mirror. It reflects poorly on him."