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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to a pharmacy and buys some slimming products. He asks the pharmacist: How much do you think I will be losing with this? Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks."

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"

"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."

"Can you take a bath if you have diarrhea? Yes, if you have enough."

"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he doesn't think it matters if you make it or not."

"I tried herbal tea at office today It tastes herbal."

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother."

"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""