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Joke of the Day

"What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have? 404"

"Snowy White and the 7 dwarves... Snowy White and the 7 dwarves were lying in bed feeling happy...but happy didn't like it and got out..."

"""Put your hands in the air like you just don't care"" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever."

"Guy walks into a Broadway costume house, tells the guy he wants one red, one blond, and 1 brunette merkin Clerk says - shall I wrap them up, sir? He says - no, I'll eat them here ..."

"Why do SJWs hate cannibals? They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches."

"The Masochist begged the Sadist, ""Beat me, beat me!!"" The Sadist said, ""No"""

"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"

"[catches spider in a glass] spider: omg are you going to drink me? me: oh no this is just to take you outside spider: me: spider: drink me"

"Anyone know a good roofer? Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed..."

"What does ISIS want for Christmas? Turkey, apparently."