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Joke of the Day
"People who don't understand sarcasm are awesome."
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"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""
"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"
"Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ""Did you enjoy yourself?"" asked her mother when she got home. ""Oh yes"" replied Fred. ""But it was funny going to a dead zoo."""
"I have pet snakes, turtles, and lizards. They are a family but I think they hate each other. I think I have A reptile disfunction."
"How do you make a ginger snap? Call them ""carrot top"""
"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."
"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."