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Joke of the Day

"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit. Shit I thought this was /r/irony"

"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."

"How do you count cows? With a cowculator"

"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"

"The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man."

"""I enjoy long walks on the bitch."" -a flea's online dating profile"

"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."

"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note... its a start"