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"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit. Shit I thought this was /r/irony"
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"Why did Elon Musk's wife leave him? she asked for sex and got S3X instead."
"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."
"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"
"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."
"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"
"Breaking news: Cheese Factory Explosion De brie everywhere."
"Why can vietnamese handle heat really well? It is natural selection..."
"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."
"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you have a bad memory."" Me: ""I said that?"""