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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"
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"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."
"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."
"What kind of file do you need to turn a 8mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile"
"What do you call a gay guy with a boner. Homo Erectus"
"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"
"Every day, my face wakes up 3-4 hours after the rest of me."
"'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils."
"Italian restaurant. I went to my local Italian restaurant last night, but there was a large fat woman standing at the entrance. I couldn't get pasta."
"My roommate says I have schizophrenia Jokes on him! I don't have a roommate"