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Joke of the Day
"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"
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"Every year there's a teacher I hate. The past three years it's been my 10th grade teacher."
"Finding that one slob at the gym who's in worse shape than you is the best feeling. The worst is realizing ""he"" is a mirror."
"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
"You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's."
"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."
"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."