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Joke of the Day
"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."
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"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"
"Rolls down car window. Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car."
"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"
"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"
"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"
"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""
"No autocorrect, I don't want to bang a bunch of hot chimps."
"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."