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Joke of the Day
"Involuntary Owl Knock knock. Who's there? Involuntary owl. Involuntary owl who?"
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"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"
"If Jehovah's witnesses brought red wine and Pringles with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."
"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."
"Dying husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he have a different father?"" Wife (crying): Yes! Husband: Who? Wife: You! Husband Dies."
"A Jewish man walks into a cafe in Canada and asks the waiter if they have any Canadian Jews ""I'm sorry,"" the waiter replied. ""We only have orange!"""
"Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."
"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"