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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."

"Are we sure that we're supposed to look for a human to settle down with? Cause I'm discovering I have much more in common with this blanket."

"Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict."

"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"Protect your Twitter account from plagiarism by only tweeting things that nobody cares about."

"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"

"Reddit is to socialising ...what a gloryhole is to love."

"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"