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Joke of the Day

"I found out my date likes to dissect people from Southeast Asia. I've since decided to cut Thais with her."

"Why doesn't china have casinos? Because they hate Tibet."

"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"4 y/o: how does Santa go to everyone's house in one night me: warp speed 4 y/o: warp speed isn't real me: neither is Santa go to sleep"

"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?"

"Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars"