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Joke of the Day

"If Jehovah's witnesses brought red wine and Pringles with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."

"The real reason Jesus died The criminal before him suffered from a deadly skin condition. Jesus died from cross-contamination"

"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"

"Doctor Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!"

"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side."

"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement."

"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."

"I finally mustard up the courage to tell my gf how I felt about her excessive sausage consumption Things took a turn for the wurst"

"Riddle me this. What do mortal men love more than life? Fear more than death, or mortal strife? What do rich men need, that the poor have, which the content desire."