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Joke of the Day

"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."

"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"

"How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world? Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go."

"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""

"Awkward=when autocorrect changes 'sooner' to 'sober' so email to 8 yr. old's teacher reads ""I apologize for not getting back to you sober"""

"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"What did OJ say to Nicole just before he killed her? *Your waiter will be with you in a moment, ma'am*. (was reading an OJ post in another sub and remembered this one.)"

"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"