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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said nothing good comes easy Never had a premature ejaculation."

"What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building? Fire Crackers."

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"Every idiot can use a computer. Most do."

"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"

"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."

"Being early to work is a dead giveaway that I'm still asleep and having a bad dream."

"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"

"I would never have a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents."