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"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""
"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."
"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
"I went to my friend's new flat on the weekend for a party. He should have gotten something more 3 dimensional."
"What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet? A Peter Parker"
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
"Why doesn't Pacman use Twitter? He doesn't like being followed."
"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."