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Joke of the Day
"How do you screw up a joke? You punchup the fuckline"
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"Why was the germiphobe scared of coins? Because he was afraid of change."
"What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party? Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !"
"I'm making a bucket list, Some of the girls on my friends list are on it"
"""Rolls Royce"" is my favorite car that sounds like an Australian describing a sushi chef"
"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."
"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."
"My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving! This is a new low..."
"Don't look at the address bar goddamnit ...So they did. (I'll bet you're curious what the actual title is. Wait til April 2nd to find out!)"
"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."