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Joke of the Day

"Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers."

"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" NSFW The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00? Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. **EDITED** to make joke more apparent"

"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."

"I just got a Sleep Number mattress, and it turns out my sleep number is 911. Because a night in my bed, you'll never forget."

"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."

"I'm at that age where food makes me fat."

"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"

"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony. I was born ready."