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Joke of the Day
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
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"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"
"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"
"I get Grumpy when I run out of Dopey."
"[spelling bee] your word is 'hor d'oeuvre' ""can you use it in a sentence?"" yes...'I bet this kid can't spell hor d'oeuvre'"
"how do you get 100 babies in a trash can? blender!... how do you get them back out? ... doritos!"
"Why can't Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"I was blind for a while after eye surgery. Those were dark times."
"Saw a couple standing in the park holding each other tightly, silently, not moving. I was touched. Both their phones must've been stolen."