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Joke of the Day
"I'm at that age where food makes me fat."
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"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"
"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."
"How does an economist open a can of beans? ""Assume you have a can opener..."""
"How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know; it's lard to tell."
"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."
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"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."