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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"What Chinese name means 'wolf'? Hau Ling."

"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."

"What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window."

"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."

"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."

"Keep your friends close and your unattractive enemies closer so you look better by comparison in pictures."

"If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men."