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Joke of the Day
"Whenever someone says, ""that's what she said"", I like to reply with, ""not to you"""
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"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."
"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"
"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"
"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"
"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !"
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."