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Joke of the Day
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."
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"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
"[Soldiers regrouping] Where's Jim? He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies "
"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"
"Always carry a newspaper or magazine so you appear to be preoccupied. - stalker handbook page 2 paragraph 3"
"*Me & dog* *duel for the last piece of chicken* *tosses a stick to distract* *fetches the stick* *chicken is gone* Well played Peanut...!!"
"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""
"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."
"How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary."
"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."