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Joke of the Day

"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."

"What to hear a joke? Women's Sports."

"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."

"Why are crabs always so tired? It's because they only sleep in snatches."

"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."

"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"

"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."

"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."

"Sure, my bologna has a first name, but he's a stickler for manners so he insists we still call him Mr. Bologna."