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"What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*"
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"Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb? A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him"
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"What's the difference between you and Dick Clark? At least that dick had a stroke. Thank you Hard times of RJ Berger"