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Joke of the Day

"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."

"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance Is she calculating velocity?"

"Two atoms are talking: ""Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"" ""Are you sure?"" ""Yes, I'm positive!"""

"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."

"How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord? The leash goes slack..."

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? None. He'd eat them raw!"

"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."

"Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth? The bird doesn't feel he's home."