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Joke of the Day
"I just realized that I have lost my mood ring... Not sure how I feel about this..."
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"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."
"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"
"What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong? Ping Pong"
"I can still remember my Grandpa's last words to me: ""Are you still holding the ladder?"""
"I feel bad for airport security workers. I'm going to make their job easier today by not wearing underwear."
"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."
"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land? Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line."
"If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale."