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Joke of the Day

"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"

"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."

"""We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack,"" I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available"

"What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I'm sorry"

"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"

"*takes pen and notepad from psychiatrist's hand ""This'll go quicker if you let me do it."""

"What has a million legs but can't walk? Jerry's Kids."

"I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"

"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"

"A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a beer."