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Joke of the Day

"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."

"What do you call an extremely constipated person? Whatever you like. They don't give a shit."

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - Comedy removed due to copyright claim"

"Jake and the Cat Man: One man solves crime, the other spends the entire show being startled by thunder."

"I just read Fahrenheit 451. That book is lit."

"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"

"My ""snooze"" button should just be called the ""nope, no yoga today"" button."

"Son, your mother and I looked at your browser history. Frankly, it's not pretty. Do you for real need a walkthrough for Call Of Duty"

"If you keep pronouncing the L in salmon I going to stab you with my kah-nife"

"Did you know? That atheism is a non-prophet organization."