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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"

"What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World"

"I used to suffer from delusions that I was a bland, flavourless cut of meat... but now I'm cured."

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."

"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."

"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."

"2 guys are in a public bathroom One is white, and the other is black. The white guy says across the wall, ""This water is cold!"" to which the black guy replies, ""It's deep too!"""