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Joke of the Day
"What do Australians use for sun burns? Aloe, mate. I'm sorry"
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"magician: ""think of a letter, any letter"" me: ""ok"" magician: ""now double it"" me: [visibly confused]"
"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"
"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."
"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"
"Anyone who thinks that women can't be funny has obviously never watched one try to parallel park."
"NPR recently did an interview with on one of the key lobbyists trying to preserve the penny. He described himself as an agent of change in Washington."
"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
"Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie."
"What is a toad's favorite genre of music? Hip hop."