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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"

"What do you call a masochist looking for a hookup? Cruisin' for a bruisin'"

"I hope that your text abbreviations become so short that you can soon send me nothing."

"What do you call a Canadian Muslim? A Mooselim!!"

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."

"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"

"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."

"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack."