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Joke of the Day

"If I go to your place for the first time, unless you live in a castle, please don't ask me if I want a tour."

"Smartphones are a lot like instant coffee... They're both good 'till the last drop."

"Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet."

"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."

"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."

"An American, a British and a German walks into a busy bar... bartender says,"" GET THE HELL OUT, I GOT NO TIME FOR JOKES'."

"Pranks I think pranks are incredibly immature. They're such a childish way to interact with your friends and family. Why would anyone...lol jk! Gotcha, I love pranks!"

"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"

"Sorry, cancer kids. Our prayers are going elsewhere. RT @KimKardashian: So scared I'm not gonna make my flight to Australia! Pray I make it!"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? ""R?"" ""Aye, ye would think so but 'tis the C he loves!"""